Somewhere back in my teen years, I remember someone telling me that there are 37 basic personality traits or different kinds of people in the world, and that everyone on Earth is represented by one or a combination of these types. The concept always stuck in my head, though I am aware of no scientific proof to back up this claim, and I cannot recall who even gave me this gem of knowledge. But, it sounded like it could have some deep secret meaning like right out of the Illuminati, so it always stuck in my head.

Recently, I was performing some Prime-Time Ritual Viewing, when it was declared that there is a Prime Time show on TV for everyone. I was suddenly reminded of the 37 characters of the world, and an equation began formulating in my head. This equation unequivocally proves that indeed, there is a show on Prime Time Television for every one of these 37 types, on each network that offers a Prime Time viewing schedule.