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TV is God! It is, after all, the center of our lives and our homes. We adorn our TV altar with VCRs, cable, satellite, video games, and now, Net TV. We take special care of our televisions, and we're always saving up for bigger and better ones. These days god comes in many different models. TV saves! TV shows help us through every imaginable experience, comedy, drama, movie of the week. Talk shows are the modern confessional in our guilt ridden society. Our salvation lives beyond that screen! It lets us into the lives of those we could never be. Without television we would not know how to live, or think, or feel. TV is the teaching tool of the world! You know these are words of truth. Don't kneel alone in fear of a false master. Join the leaders on the path to television enlightenment, and set yourself free! Face it, you're already a member. Why not make it official? Join us. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Our Beliefs -- An Overview The TV Ministry is dedicated to following the true symbol of modern religion. That symbol is the television. Watching television is our sacred ritual, Ritual Viewing is the new form of worship. Any room in the house, any bar, most restaurants, hotels, airplanes, are all conducive to acting as the chamber of enlightenment and worship. We pay homage to television shows, movies, and characters. They create our "bible", and are created and re-created, every week and every day. We watch what we want and we feel no guilt about it! There can be a new tomorrow in every hour and on every channel. At the flip of the wrist we are given a new world, filled with different people, places, and things. Our following represents a wide array of tastes, opinions, and life styles. We welcome all those interested to share with us their love for television. TV is God, this cannot be denied-- It is everywhere we are, everywhere we go, and it affects everyone we meet.
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