Colander Of Truth and Other Nonsense

Okay, this has nothing to do with television. I didn't know where else to post such an oddity, so here it is:

A few weeks ago I awoke in the middle of the night. I looked across our tiny mountain shack, in the heart of the Hollywood Hills, and I saw the colander hanging there on the kitchen wall, (I got the colander at Ikea several years ago for about $3), and suddenly I thought, "That is the Colander of Truth, if I put it on my head it will give me all the answers."

This rather bizarre idea seemed to invade my brain, and so I decided that it was probably true, but the next day I just could not bring myself to put the colander on my head. Every day for two weeks I looked at that colander and thought I should do it, but each time I talked myself out of it. I told myself it was not because I didn't want truth or knowledge, but I thought it would mean for sure I was crazy -- and what if Shane saw?

Now my colander is in storage 2000 miles away and I keep thinking -- Why didn't I put that fucking colander on my head????